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Wednesday, September 9, 2026
This Week’s Viral Cure
Nine gin-soaked raisins a day, for stiff handsThe sulfur people credit for it arrives in milligrams. The trials that tested sulfur used grams. The recipe is simple: cover golden raisins with gin, leave the bowl uncovered for a week or two until the gin dries off, eat nine a day. It went round on American radio in the 1990s and it is circulating again this week. My verdict: low risk for most people, no dose behind either mechanism, and one flag if sulfites bother you.
Two explanations get offered for why the jar should work. The first is juniper, the botanical that flavours gin. Juniper extracts have damped inflammatory markers in test tubes, and juniper leaf compounds reduced paw swelling in rats with induced arthritis. Neither has been repeated in people. The recipe also asks you to let the gin evaporate, so the juniper oils, which are volatile, largely leave with it. The second is sulfur. Golden raisins stay pale because the grapes are fumigated with sulfur dioxide, at 2,000 to 3,500 parts per million during processing, then washed and dried, which leaves a residue somewhere between about 100 and 2,000 ppm. Nine raisins weigh roughly 4.5 grams. At a mid-range residue that is about 4.5 mg of sulfur dioxide. MSM, the sulfur compound tested in joint trials, is given at 3 to 6 grams a day, and even at that dose the results are mixed. The jar delivers roughly a thousandth of it. No controlled trial has ever compared the raisins with a placebo, in the roughly thirty years the recipe has been passed around. Hand pain also swings on its own from week to week, which is what makes uncontrolled reports so easy to collect and so hard to read.
If you enjoy the ritual, nine raisins a day will not hurt most people. Just do not let it stand in for the one hand treatment that has been through randomised trials, which is below and takes five minutes.
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A trace at most, Bev. The bowl sits uncovered until the gin has gone, which takes a week or two, and alcohol is the part that evaporates first. That is also the catch: the same evaporation carries off the juniper oils people are hoping to swallow. If you avoid alcohol, there is nothing left in the jar worth the wait, so put the five minutes into the hand set instead. Got an ache question? I read every one.
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Keep moving, The Ache Report P.S. Fingers are at their stiffest in the first minutes after waking. Ten slow fists under the covers, before your feet hit the floor, makes the first grip of the day cost less. |
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